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Yes. On this page are ready-to-buy products that are perfect for hostess gifts, birthday gifts, corporate gifts, and presents for wine lovers. Contact me to purchase any of these; I ship worldwide.

Carbon Fiber Humidors

Q: What do you get for the man who has everything? A: a carbon fiber humidor. Custom built with customization to any size, this model was built to hold fifty cigars. This humidor is made from real carbon fiber on the outside, with kiln-dried Spanish cedar on the inside to keep the cigars at a perfect humidity and temperature. Can be sold complete with wireless hygrometers so your recipient can boast of having a carbon fiber humidor who can check the humidor’s humidity from the golf course, board room, or G5. Prices start at $650 and go north from there.

Secret Compartment Valet Box

This simple box is not simple – constructed of carbon fiber with dovetail joinery, it has a false bottom that could store things you may not want friends, quasi-allies, governments, drones, the Hamburglar, or anyone else to see. The removable top tray holds your watches, cuff links, jewelry, changes, and other small items, while the hidden compartment holds your…other items. Can be custom sized to fit your H&K, for those who are wondering.

Gravity Wine Bottle Holders

Often imitated, but this is the original classic. Shaped like a fine bottle of wine, this gravity wine bottle holder appears to magically float a bottle of wine. Instead of buying a cheap paper gift bag from the store, show up in style, and present this gift to stand out from the crowd. Size is approximately 13″ tall by 3″ wide.

Men’s Valet Box

This high-end custom-made valet box stores and protects your watches, rings, cuff links, collar stays, wallet, and other personal items. Constructed with crisp dovetails. Customizable storage compartments along with hidden compartments and drawers provide spaces to store the right gear. Suitable for engraving. This specific piece is made of live edge Ambrosia maple, American walnut, English walnut, and accented with carbon fiber. This will make the perfect anniversary, holiday, Father’s Day, or birthday gift for any true gentleman.

Wine Tray

The end of food and drink awkwardness at a dinner party is near. I cannot end awkward dinner parties, but check out this scene: you have your wine glass, some finger foods, and now you have to shake that guy’s hand. Now what? Stuff the food? Put the wine down somewhere? Fist bump? This could fundamentally change the entire way hosts and guests mingle at parties. You can choose any handle from the Cutting Board page, and total size is approximately 20″ long by 8″ wide.

iPad Holder & Amplifier

How many times are you cooking at home and need an iPad holder? What if this holder also boosted the sound volume by almost 40%? Passively? This is a cool way to display your iPad, and looks nothing like a Big Box store-bought afterthought. Shown in exotic Zebrawood, and can be built in any species. Size is approximately 6″ wide by 2″ tall by 4″ deep. Sorry, Droid users, this is just for Apple fanboys.

Table Clock

Like pipes, single malt whisky, double windsor knots, and LPs, clocks are retro cool. You could use your iPhone to get the time, but why should you? Shaker art form with high function.

Panel Covers

In the oft-overlooked field of unnecessarily-expensive electrical panel covers, this one stands out. Originally commissioned for an obscure Middle Eastern prince, this bird eye maple and curly maple cabinet are sure to impress friends and influence others. Leading San Francisco-based furniture critics call ownership of this piece “The 8th Habit of Highly Effective People.” Can be custom fit for electrical panel covers of non-Middle Eastern royalty, also.

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